Saturday, August 16, 2014

'Greg' the Apple Pie

This is a SERIOUS apple pie, suitable for consumption by Henry 8th on a picnic. Made in LARGE individual ramekins.

For two Gregs, use about four medium sized apples. Peel, core and cut up reasonably small, sugar and spice to taste, microwave until they're considerably reduced in size and soft.

Make up some sweetcrust pastry with 150g of flour.

Strain the juices out of the cooked apples and use them to microwave half a handful (or however much you feel like) of mixed fruit in them until plumped up and delicious. Return the mixed fruit with any remaining juice to the apple.

Make up a small 'custard' with one egg, touch of sugar and a splash of milk. Add to the apples, reserving a smidge to glaze the top.

Add half a handful of ground almonds. Combine.

Grease two large individual ramekins and line them with pastry. Fill with the apple mix, lattice the top. Glaze with the reserved egg mix.

Put in a baking tray to catch the drips and bake on 180-200 until golden and bubbling. Take to your picnic spot still in the ramekin to avoid squashing. They should come out nicely, like a pork pie.



Thursday, July 24, 2014

Square Pies

These are actually Pithiviers but we like to think inside the box, not in the round. Actually we just couldn't be bothered to cut the pastry out.

Get a nice hunk of meat suitable for pressure cooking (or braising, if you're being traditional) and cook the hell out of it. I did it with a leg of lamb in the pressure cooker - beautiful. Initial cook with a bunch of celery, an onions, salt and plenty of peppercorns. Oh and a garlic head cut in half.

When it's soft, take the meat out and shred. Strain the liquid, push through veggie goodness, return to pan and reduce the liquid until it goes syrupy. Because it was lamb and very fatty, I put a step in there where I cooled it down initially and skimmed some fat off. Well worth doing.

Return shredded meat to the liquid and if necessary give it another pressuring. Fry up (separately) whatever veggie flavourings you're putting in. I used slivered onions and red peppers, caramelized.

Mix the whole lot together, and if you can let it cool that's great.

Lay out your puff pastry sheets, cut each square into fours. If you can't be bothered to cut one smaller and one larger, you'll have to trim the edges at the end but that's not too onerous.

Get a ring mould (or if you've got a square one go for it) that leaves at least a 1 inch rim in the pastry and mound the filling into it on to of one of the pastry squares. Remove ring. Put another pastry square on top and tuck down the sides. At this point you'll have to trim the sides because the top will be shorter than the bottom (unless you've been clever beforehand and cut out a larger one for the top). Do so. Make indents with a fork around the edges to seal / make pretty. Egg wash the top of the pastry. Bake on hot until beautifully golden.

I found these particular ones were beautiful served with pureed pumpkin, with lots of butter and cinnamon sugar in it. Serves as a kind of sauce. Big hit with the kids.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Pumpkin Pie

Make standard sweet crust pastry but DON'T blind bake.

For the filling, 500g pumpkin puree, 3 eggs, 1.5 cups thickened cream, heaps of gingery cinnamonny spices, and 185g brown sugar.

It'll need to bake at about 160 for a fair while, up to about 50 minutes. Will pouf up and then fall a bit - that's normal.

Serve hot or cold, with or without cream. (Never say I never gave you choices.)

Rather vague gnocci recipe

OK, so instead of measuring up the quantities of flour and potato, this one just 'tops up' the potatoes with flour, to feel.

For a couple of large leftover roasted potatoes (whole ones), once you've mashed them, add plenty and plenty of seasoning, mustard, chopped fresh thyme, and one egg. Then comes the vague flour. Just enough for the mass to cohere  - as little as possible, in other words. Note: seems a good point to mash the potatoes pretty fine, even doing the whole sieve thing.

Roll out into gnocci with as little flour as possible. Boil until they float and have nearly doubled in size. Drain, etc. Then fry the little buggers in some butter until they've got nice crispy sides. (Crispy sides rarely hurts any foodstuff).

THe serving suggestion I saw with this (but haven't tried myself due to everyone here hating peas, oh and parmesan) is mixing them up in the pan with some beautiful fresh peas, some chopped fresh mint, and then topping the dish off with plenty of grated parmesan. Yum.

Oh well, they were good with other more mundane accompaniments, too. I liked the addition of thyme.

Chocolate mousse terrine (in various stages)

The one constant I like in this one is the sponge on the base. You can make a chocolate one or a vanilla one depending on how you feel - but just a plain one will do. If it's adults, and you have a chocolate sponge, it's nice to pour a bit of Kahlua over it. Or brandy. Or whatever comes to hand. Anyway, prep your sponge in the same size as the terrine.

Strawberries and chocolate are nice. Slice some strawberries in half, arrange flat along the base of your terrine, after lining the whole thing nicely with ling film. Then pour in the first layer of mousse, which will be some combo of

200ml thickened cream, about 120g melted chocolate (white, milk, dark, whatever you want), a couple of tsp of gelatin dissolved in about 50ml of warm milk. Mix, pour over the strawberries, allow to set (about an hour).

You can follow this up with another layer of chocolate, of another sort. I'm thinking of trying a chili dark chocolate layer and a white chocolate layer. When it's all set and ready (1 hour per layer) put the prepped sponge on top and refrigerate for another couple of hours.

When you're ready, turn out onto a serving platter. Slice.

Sticky Date Pudding

Chop 250g pitted dates, add 1/2  cup of boiling water and 1 tsp bicorbonate of soda and leave for 30 minutes. Alternately, it also works if you microwave them for a minute or so.

mix 125g butter, 1 cup brown sugar, vanilla extract, 2 eggs, 1.75 cups of self-raising flour (or plain, with baking powder, which is what I normally do.)

Mixy mixy, add the dates, pour into tin, bake at 180 for 30 to 40 minutes.

Caramel sauce

heat 1 cup brown sugar, 300ml thickened cream, vanilla extract, and 60g butter until they're thick an delicious. Honestly, you don't need the butter. But it's in the recipe so there we are. And you might as well double the quantities because the sauce is divine.

White Chocolate Cake

180g butter, room temp
230g caster sugar
vanilla extract
2 eggs
250g flour
200ml milk
140g melted white chocolate


Do the honours with the cake mix. Bake at 160 - either in one tin or in sandwich tins - personally I prefer a single tin. Usually like to serve this with cram cheese icing though you can slather it in more types of chocolate or chocolate icing. Pretty sweet but that seems to be a plus as far as the kids are concerned.